"Man, I never knew Mexicans could make good rice!" -Solomon, following a dinner at El Rancho
"We was preaching Jesus. Who else would we preach?" -Solomon, recalling one fateful Friday night in Minnesota
"I could be an underwear model." -Solomon the Modest
"If architecture is love, then engineering is sex." -Judy
"You white boys are pretty cool!" -Solomon to James and Matt when 'Red, Red Wine' started playing on the radio
"That sure is a lot of water!" -Solomon, while watching the sun set over the Gulf
"Miesian columns, theys the babys butts of columns." -Solomon~the truth speaker
"Gotta get yer groooove on!" -Solomon a la Martin Lawrence
Salesman: "Do you have any questions?" Solomon: "Yea." [Pause, for dramatic effect] "Got any brand new guitars for $100?" Salesman: "No." -Solomon at the Gibson Guitar Factory in Memphis
"Man, I ain't never seen a brother on a horse!" -Solomon in Jackson, MS upon seeing an African-American fellow riding horseback
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